Hooray, you made it!

Alright, mystic, brace yourself. Your transformation begins Wednesday, September 23. 

What do to now: Check your inbox for a sweet little welcome email from me. If it's not there, look in your spam or promotions folders. Then add me to your contacts list or whatever because...

I'M NOT SPAM. I'm your ticket to the 7th dimension and beyond. 

If you still can't find a welcome email, let me know. I'm just delighted to have you with me for this journey into your psychic powers. 

Here we go...

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